A few days ago, somebody asked me what I missed most about the States. I didn't really have a good answer, so I just babbled on a bit. In truth, I don't much miss America; if anything, I miss the great state of California, and the Best Coast. But as soon as this weather gets warm, I'll be dining near the water and admiring the NoCal-esque topography.

Now that I've had time to think about it, if I had to pick one thing I miss, it's the fact that Flavor Flav has an insane reality show that I have never seen. Ay caramba! Turkey is a vast, wonderful country, but they do not tolerate that type of thing here.*

*At least, I don't think they do. I have MTV at my new apartment, so will be on the lookout for the Flav.