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Afif The Thief: Unleashed Upon The Masses

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Afif The Thief is presently on national television. And the Republic still stands.

He is being interviewed by a comely newshottie, and I believe they are discussing currency prospects and central bank policy. However, given that my Turkish basically consists of ordering kebaps, asking for the check, and shouting at football matches, they could be talking about 15th century carpet weaving techniques for all I know.

*This is known as liveblogging, in the parlance. I feel so techno-hip.

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